Chorus:	 Where are the Brownies when you need them

	 How come the kitchen's still a sight

	 Where are the Brownies when you need them

	 I hope they change their minds and come tonight



Woke up this morning and the porch was full of sour milk

The bowl I left the Brownies had been spilled from end to end

And nothing had been done around my house while I was sleeping

I thought the little buggers were my friends



I got a neighbor and I swear her name is Mrs. Clean

Her place is just immaculate a picture of delight

I asked her for the secret and she told me it was Brownies

They did it for the milk she left at night



All right, you Brownies, now I'm gonna give you one last chance

If I still find this wild disaster when I leave my bed

I'm gonna let my fingers wander through those Yellow Pages

And get myself a girl scout troop instead







Words and music:  Kathy Mar



Copyright 1985 Kathy Mar