That girl is giving you the eye
And I, and I, and I don't like it how she makes you laugh
So much, how when you're talking, that you touch
She's instantly more pretty and more interesting than me
She is thinking before she speaks
She is not all rendered and gree
I bet she doesn't like to eat
I bet her feet don't even stink
I know your eyes are just for me but

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
Thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
Thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand

Tonight we have not got on well
I know I have given you hell
I wish we should have stayed at home
'Cause now I'm standing on my own
And you are having a nice time
With a girl I really don't like
I know your eyes are just for my butt

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
Thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
Thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand

Baby please don't break my heart
'Cause you are the only one I love
I'll be by your side till the very end
'Cause you're my only friend

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
Thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die and I will think up
Thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand