Backseat is full of clothes, I gotta talk this over

Run out of gas, wake a stranger up to fill my tank in his pajamas

I only go 10 dollars



I'm not drunk, I wanna go home officer

It's been a long road and I feel awful

I'm not drunk, I wanna go home officer

And that's all, that's all, that's all



She has company and I've walked into

The wrong room so I go to the bathroom

And wash my hands in sulfur water

A twitterpated buzz is coming off of her

My admiration forces me to leave her

She asks me to stay but I've outgrown her

So I'm back in my car and I get pulled over



I'm not drunk, I wanna go home officer

It's been a long road and I feel awkward

I'm not drunk, I wanna go home officer

And that's all, that's all, that's all



With a warning, I check my wipers and defog

I notice my mind is on the floor but I must move onward

So I pick a song and I sing along while lofty dreams dance on and on

Over a place I'll live forever



I'm not drunk, I wanna go home officer

It's been a long road and I feel awful

I'm not drunk, I wanna go home officer

And that's all



I'm not drunk, I wanna go home officer

It's been a long road and everything's awkward

I'm not drunk, I wanna go home officer

And that's all, that's all, that's all