I'm a hetero-man
and I pak what I can
cos I'm no jeannne, 
a he he man,
I'm a hetero-hetero-man

I'm hetero-man, walking down the street
like to jump on every woman I meet
love to feel it underneath
thirty centimeter peace of meat

I'm a hetero-man
and I pak what I can
cos I'm no jeannne, 
a he he man,
I'm a hetero-hetero-man

for hetero-man no gold or rubies
but pretty women with big big boebies
hey you bitch, show all that you can
spek voor den bek of hetero-man

I'm a hetero-man
and I pak what I can
cos I'm no jeannne, 
a he he man,
I'm a hetero-hetero-man

hetero-man is no homo-man
no piepzjanet, no Will Ferdy-fan
for all of you boys I don't give a damn
but ferm wijven vlam in the pan of...

I'm a hetero-man
and I pak what I can
cos I'm no jeannne, 
a he he man,
I'm a hetero-hetero-man

if all you motha-fucking men are gay
hetero-man is no way
you can kiss my ass and suck my lip
but only if you are a lekkere kip

I'm a hetero-man
and I pak what I can
cos I'm no jeannne, 
a he he man,
I'm a hetero-hetero-man