Well... You ain't no better than me
Or anybody else
I know you wouldn't notice
Cause your too stuck up on yourself
If you'd lower that high nose
I'm sure that you could see
I know you think your real hot stuff
But you ain't no better than me

Well I hate to burst your bubble
But you ain't really all that hot
I'd sure like to know what it is that you have
That your so sure that the rest of us ain't got
I know you say I've got no talent
And you say I've got no class
Well maybe someday I could rise up to your level
If I could climb a stick as big as the one shoved up your...

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Your so good at causing trouble
Then turning it around on me
Oh you act like such an angel
But honey I know that your hell behind the scene's
Right now it seems it's going your way
Things are coming off with out a hitch
But someday I'm sure gonna laugh
When the whole world finally realizes
Your nothing but a big fat...

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