I'm just a waitress

The food here is tasteless

I'm not your private wench

So please excuse my French



Medium to rare

Want to stick it up your …

Ask me to get for some water 

For your difficult daughter



(Repeat verse 1)

Our special for the evening

Is viehyssoise 

A creamy leek potato soup



Killed the cockroach in the kitchen

Nearly part of the meal your eating

You better be nice to me

I'll spit in your coffee 

I'll spit in your tea.



‘Cause I'm just a waitress 

My name's on the shift list

I'm smiling ‘cause it pays

I cry on my off days



A Cabernet Sauvignon

A nice Moët Chandon

Everything is always my fault

When the kitchen's closed

When the soup is cold

Lipstick mark on the coffee cup

When the music sucks

When the bread is old



I'm just a waitress

My name's on the shift list        (x2)

I'm smiling ‘cause it pays

I cry on my off days



I'm just a waitress 

I've been here for three years

I'm still waiting

I'm still waiting.