Inspector Holmes solves a mystery

He once was a teacher of history

We all love your wild black hair

Teach us ‘bout Le Corbusier



And he dresses in black like Jack Kerouack

He's a family man with a discovery plan

He got the kids

He got the wife

You know you wanna trust him

He's living his life…

Yeah living his life

With the kids and the wife

Oh, now living his life.



Cause he's the dragon

In the station wagon

I'm just tagging along

So quit your nagging

Please stop your bragging 

Let's all try to be strong.



He's a nice guy (x12)



He likes Manilow

And caviar on bread

Wears a beret and a scarf

When he comes on set

He teaches about colour

Cause he likes to feel

They say he was a wild one…

He knew a lot about me

I see your thoughts

As metafashion

Climb right in, come breed

Inside my passion.