[Kardinal Offishall]
 Wha wha wha what
 Yo yo yo yo
 Sit me down
 Mr. Kardinal
 Kardinal Offishall, number one bad bwoy heheheh
 Yeah, yeah
 It's all about this girl, ya know, drive de man crazy
 Going out to the raspberry crew, Circle
 Hear me now, hear me now

 Let me tell you a liccle story bout this girl I used to nkow
 Use to come and tell me she love me since me sing Onwiddasho
 She say she loves do way me represent de whole of T dot O
 She say she love me on de TV, love me in a de video
 She say she sit dung pon ar' bed and listen to de radio
 And wen me sing 'bon-diddley-bong' she haffe run an change ar' clothes
 She say me kill ar wit de styles and just a murda wit de flow
 Me juss a sweet ar with the riddim tun ar eena yo-yo
 YO!
 She comin in like she don't know
 Seh me 'ave a girlfriend and she don't play (no)
 Might box her in ar mout and chop off she toe
 Lawd God why did Kardi haffe so sexy though?
 She try fe kiss me pon me neck, mi haffe tell de gyal 'Yo!'
 'Walk and live-touch and you've got to go'
 Yuh body look good, yes sweet like mango
 But you know the story girl, come on 'a ho is a ho'
 Yuh nuh 'ave nuh drawz on how yuh skin dry so?
 Favour one ol' piece of dry up cho-cho!
 Yes girl yuh batty big but you know how dat go
 I'm a very tall yout because I won't stoop low for...

 CHORUS [Kardinal Offishall]
 Maxine, oh Miss Maxine
 Yuh body look ready, for you I am waitin
 It goes Maxine, oh Miss Maxine
 Yuh body look ready, come make we rock steady

 [Kardinal Offishall]
 Yo, I was walkin down de street and this girl said 'Hi!'
 'Aren't you that rapper named Mr. Kardiny?'
 Chuh, see me yah-yes girl dat's de I
 Lyric specialist, number one bad bwoy
 Give tanks to de most high for lookin so fly
 So pretty sometime mek yuh eye dem cry
 Drip out eye water and flood up de sky
 Rush de man dem first in case de youth dem waan try
 She said 'I like your style and yo Kardi mi nuh shy
 Me want strip off yuh Karl and den rub up yuh Kani
 Squeeze up yuh brugah and nyam off yuh fry
 Blow off yuh top and show you mi two ply!'
 I told ar 'Hol' on girl, a musse die - you waan die
 Betta wash yout yuh mout bout you a nyam out mi fry
 Clean up yourself and meet me top a Mount Zion
 Cause only one girl mek de Kardinal high
 And that's

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 [Kardinal Offishall]
 Diamond, and Gold, and platinum next to she
 Look like a big ol' rusty tin a bully beef!
 She lip dem juicy and sheleg look sweet
 Body just a shine from she head to she feet
 Nice type of girl dat you waan yuh moumma meet
 Every time yuh talk ar name, yuh haffe skin teet'
 Pretty like a who? The gyal bad yuh nuh see it
 Everytime she want a slam mi haffe get up and dweet
 Clothes dem cris bran new Parasuco
 Grip de bamsee like noby livin' in Toronto
 Boassy whe she walk-never listenin' to 'Yo!'
 She only listen to ar man when she walk outta door
 And that's Maxine
 Lord let me tell you something about Max--ee-een!!!!
 Hahahaha

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 Yeah yeah yea
 You don know, zeen
 Hahahaha
 You don know
 Leave me alone now, chuh