I know what it's like to feel down little girl
I hope someone lifts you up like the big guy who lifted me up
No, I'm talkin about the big guy right here: Cleveland Brown
Not long ago I was lower than Lohan
No plan, a lost man, raisin my little girl in a Cadillac Brougham
My quest success, but my life was a mess
Poor Kenny West, no zest, antidepressed
Not dressed to impress
Matter fact more stressed
Than John Mayer waiting on his AIDS test
Then I met a man who taught me how to live large
Took me out of my car
Now I'm in his garage
Turns out all I needed was some inspiration
Like Mr. Miagi but a lot less Asian
My game was timid now my flow much bolder
Got a chubby brown angel sittin on my shoulder, sayin
(Girl singing)
You know, it don't matter what you do
Cuz I'll always be there for you
Be-Cleve in yourself
[Cleveland:] Grow a mustache
Be-Cleve in yourself
[Cleveland:] Slap your wife's ass
Be-Cleve in yourself
[Cleveland:] Never smoke grass
Be-Cleve in yourself
[Cleveland:] Really pass gas
Be-Cleve in yourself! Goodnight!