Should I be devastated that you want to leave
Should I feel negated, was I supposed to grieve
Should I fall apart at the sight of your things
Packed away in designer bags
Divi up the things we had
Record of the fact there was a we...
Well let me see
Well it's one less dress I have to wear one less frown to look upon
One less dinner that I have to sit through, and nod politely

One more night without a headache
One more night of better sleep
One less person that I have to please
So it's fine with me

Now your closet's empty
What am I supposed to do
With all this newfound freedom
I'm not obligated to you
Can I take you off of my to do list?
Make my self a better plan
Find myself a better man
Can't remember why I stayed with you
Well it's true

It's one less dress I have to wear
One less time I have to wash my hair (hear you swear)
One less time I have to shave my legs... so perfect for you
One more day of happiness
One more day to find myself
One less time I have to say I'm sorry
So it's fine with me

So if you're going
Leave your keys upon the table
If you're going leave my umbrella in the hall
If your going don't forget to forward all your mail
Don't let the door hit you in the tail for
I couldn't stand the sound
But don't worry.....

Well it's one less dress I have to wear
One less frown to look upon
One less dinner that I have to sit through, and nod politely

One more night without a headache
One more night of better sleep
One less person that I have to please

Yeah it's One less drink that I have to pour
One less night I have to hear you snore
One less tear that will fall from my eyes.... are you surprised

One less smile that I have to fake
One less night I have to lie awake
Wondering where you are
Wondering what you're doing
Or who you're doing
So it's fine with me.