chorus
I do not like thee Dr. Fell, 
You made me fall in love with you. 
I do not like thee Dr. Fell, 
And I was just as happy being on my own. 

Here's me thinking of all the things I could have been 
And don't you laugh cause I, oh I could have been the 
Bandit Queen. 
I could have given the world two weeks of passion up on 
that silver screen, 
You took my gun, you stopped my fun 
And I surrendered, oh I surrendered to Dr. Fell. 

I got your ring upon my finger, your bells on my toes, 
And I got everything that every woman longs for, I 
suppose. 
through my nose, 
Ah Dr. Fell, you better loose your hold on me. 

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I won't be leaving you cause that is not the way I do 
things, 
Can't get worse, might get better, has always been my 
way of thinking 
But you have trapped me on a boat that's filling up and 
swiftly sinking, 
Dr. Fell, you better loose your hold on me. 

There'll be no more crying over you. 
You'll be coming home when I tell you to 
And it won't be long until you see 
That Dr. Fell, you have lost your hold on me.