Julie Brown

Julie Brown - Earth Girls Are Easy lyrics

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There she is, let?s ask her.
   Julie, did you really go out with an alien?
   Uh huh
   What was it like?
   Real different
   By the way, where?d you meet him?

I was nude sunbathing on my patio, and he was checking me out from his UFO
Guess he couldn?t take it ?cause he lost his cool, crash landed in my swimming pool
ooh neat

So he beams over too he starts licking his lips, stroking his antenna and wiggling his hips
I?m no Albert Einstein but I?m not that dumb, I know lust no matter what planet it?s from

   He said earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
   Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)

   Was he cute?
   No way, definitely uncute

Total grossarama, slick as a slug, with a shake-and-bake complexion and eyes like a bug
Wavy on weird I wanted outta there quick, he was a cross between Flipper and Alan Thick
Ooh

I ran in the house, I locked every lock, I was not gonna party with some horny little Spock
All of a sudden I screamed in horror, he was groping my leg through the doggy door

   Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
   Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
I can?t go on.
What happened next is just too personal to put in a pop song.
If it?s that bad, you have to.
Promise you won?t tell?
Uh huh

His touch was a love drug, I had to have more, the next thing I knew I had opened the door
Come in space monkey kiss me here, kiss me there, he?s still disgusting but I didn?t care

   Give us more details
   Oh how do I describe it.
   Well you know how a blender has 12 speeds?
   Well when he got up to puree I thought I would die.
   But when he put it on liquefy, I wanted his baby.
   Ohhhhh.  Oh yes, yes.
   Is that your tongue.
   One of them
   That sure is a big piece of machinery you?ve got
   I made it myself
   Oh you space stud, you
   There?s no ride like this at Disneyland, baby.
   Oh synchronize, synchronize, I?m docking Ohhhhhhh.
   And to think we did all that without even touching.

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Now I?m back to my senses and he?s light years away, if he?s listening in space I have something to say
I took the lock off the doggie door, so come back moon doggie when you?re ready for more

   Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
   Earth girls, earth girls are (sleazey)
   Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
   Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
   Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
   Earth girls, earth girls are (very easy)
   Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
   Earth girls, earth girls are (easy
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Author: Sterling Smith, Terrence McNally

Composer: ?

Publisher: Rhino Records Inc.

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Released in: 1984

Language: English

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