I'm going down into the valley
The valley of Utah
I hope I don't find her
I wanna change my ways
Change my todays, today
So I'm puttin' on blinders
Into the hurricane

We're not in Charleston anymore

She is well-protected
Guarded by the fury
The hellhounds at her feet
She's got a strange child
A two-headed baby
One head speaks French
One never eats
Don't like me
Into the hurricane

We're not in Charleston anymore more more
I have the torment of Tantalus
Ah...we're not in Charleston anymore more
Ah...

She is a firework
The fourth of July
Rocket to the moon
Yeah she's a super strain

She's got a great big bed
A flyin' carpet to hell
To head off the hurricane
Into the hurricane

We're not in Charleston anymore more more more
I have the torment of Tantalus
We're not in Charleston anymore more

Ah...We're not in Charleston anymore
Ah...We're not in Charleston anymore more more
(repeat - fade to end)