Misery

Misery sings at the Hilton

Steps into the purple spotlight

Leans into the microphone

Misery

Sways his hips and smooths his hair back

Winks at you and gets you thinking

He is handsome from a certain angle

Happiness

Slips in and takes a seat

At a table in the corner

And watches you with real concern, yeah

Happiness

Walks up and taps your shoulder and says

"Call me when you wanna come back home"



Misery

Woos you when his show is over

Buys you drinks and keeps you laughing

While he's looking down your shirt

Misery

Says, "I believe in destiny"

Says, "Destiny says brought us together"

Says, "Who's that asshole in the corner?"

Happiness

Doodles on a cocktail napkin

And waits for you to figure out

That you should really lose this loser

And Happiness

Smiles a sympathetic smile that says

"Call me when you wanna come back home"



Misery

Says, "Oh I know life can be too hard to bear sometimes,

yeah"

Misery

Says, "So why don't we go get a room upstairs

'Cos I never disappoint"



Misery

Says, "Hey baby where you going?

I thought we had an understanding

You shouldn't really lead me on like that"

Misery

Says, "Well lady I know your kind

You'll settle down with someone boring

And then you will come looking for me"

And Happiness

Says, says, "Misery leave her alone

'Cos I know you get your share of girls

But I prefer a full-grown woman"

Happiness

Says, "Honey you know the number

Call me when you wanna come back home

Call me when you wanna come back home to me

Call me when you wanna come back home"