Once in every age a man

Is thrust upon the stage, a plan

Contained within the pages of his mind

Now the way the world has changed

It clearly needs a rearranging

So I claim this destiny as mine



As a boy I recall

Being brilliant but small

I was told I was less than ideal

Now they stare at the man

They don't dare understand

And they ask how does it feel



To be evil

To love death and upheaval

To smile where other men would cry

To be Doctor

(dom bom bom bom)

Doctor Evil

To be born to take command

And break the backs of all mankind



Why should I try to be good

(bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom)

Who - who would I love if I could?

I'd rule the world

I'd rule the world