You could say everything's no good
'Cause you'll just say what everyone else would
You could say that the sky is blue
'Cause I wonder who would ever not believe you

I should have said this for so long
So, so, long

Shapeshifter, guest lister
Big faker, she'll turn around
You'll diss her, gate crasher, rehasher
If you think that's cool, whatever dude
Whatever dude

You could say what she wants to hear
'Cause it's her car but she lets the bum steer
You could say that to fix is in
But I don't believe it, not for a minute

'Cause you like all the same songs
But you're all wrong, you're just all wrong

Shapeshifter, guest lister
Big faker, she'll turn around
You'll diss her, gate crasher, rehasher
If you think that's cool, whatever dude
Whatever dude

Boys like you don't cost a dime
You could say that's fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
But you know just as well as I
That's a lie, lie, lie, lie

Gate crasher, rehasher
Big faker, she'll turn around
You'll trash her, shape shifter, guest lister
If you think that's cool

Shapeshifter, guest lister
Big faker, she'll turn around
You'll diss her, gate crasher, rehasher
If you think that's cool, whatever dude
Whatever dude, whatever dude, whatever dude, whatever