I've heard about guys that go off the deep end

Slap out of their minds, and sometimes they dive in

To whiskey and women and all sorts of sinnin'

Over a thing like a heartache

Well, mine's broke, but I won't go crazy



I might move to an island, or go mine some diamonds

Or count to infinity twice

Grow me a big beard, star quotin' Shakespeare

Take a crystal ball gypsy's advice

Yeah anything to get over you, baby, but I won't go crazy



I could sit here and think about you and him together

Beat myself up fro what I could have done better

Go over your goodbye 'til it's burned in my brain

Get pissed off at sunshine and curse at the rain

But why would I waste all my time



When I can see Colorado from a T-Top Eldorado

Ride through the Rockies all day

Or head down to Key West and follow the footsteps

Of Buffet or ol' Hemingway

Anything to get over you, baby, but I won't go crazy



I might move to an island, or go mine some diamonds

Or count to infinity twice

Grow me a big beard, star quotin' Shakespeare

Take a crystal ball gypsy's advice

Yeah anything to get over you, baby

Whatever it takes to save me

But I won't go crazy

I won't go crazy