Jon Lajoie
Jon Lajoie - Very Super Famous lyrics
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In the planet of Earth I am the most famous person of the world Everybody knows who I am even the people who don't know who I am Because I am very super famous Super famous very super famous Lot of people know I exist I am very super famous, BITCH! Super famous very super famous You are not you are shit All around the world people know who I am Even in the Chinese countries like Japan North South East West to East Make their pennies wet like basements in New Orleans In the France language girls say "Montre moi tes genitals! " Spanish girls also say things that I don't know What they are talking about cause I don't speak Spanish at all They are probably talking about how my penis is super not small I led the vaginist revolution in Russia they call me the crocodile hunter in Australia Wait that sounds like I hunt penisis I don't I do chicks In Iraq they found "WMD", women on my dick I am Osama Ben Semen the vaginal terrorist on 69.11 I took down two chicks And the third girl inexplicably collapses on her own Sorry I just watched loose for change, the pornspirasy video German girls devoured my French squarely in Germany I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea I don't mean I had sex with a girl on her period that's right I don't mind catching a bun on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight In England girls ask me to be or not to be The person who will take their virginityI always do but I still make sure to wear a condomMy sperm is famous it could make you pregnant in your bump I am very super famous Super famous very super famous, BITCH! Lot of people know I exist I am very super famous Super famous very super famous, BITCH! You are not, so you are shit If a lot of people know how you are means you are a talented artist In order to be super famous you have to be the most smartest When I am on the red carpet or at celebrities partys Fat kids are on my dick like hot bitches on smarties More people know me than there are people on the Earth Across the thousand of countries people are singing my words Even in the countries where people die cause they are so poor They save up to buy my albums instead of going to groceries store Cause I am more famous than food that's right you heard me More people know me than there are people who know how to eat I am more famous than mountains I am more famous than watches But if you wanna hang with me make sure your panties are crothless I am like Lee... I shot really really fast All over your face until your head flays back Back back into your left Back back into your left For your safety wear a helmet and a semen through... Yeah the Eiffel tower is a lot like my dick It's big and it stinks when soap get inside the tip My sex moves are like the movies Die hard with revenge There awesome and... I am very super famous Super famous very super famous, BITCH! Lot of people know I exist I am very super famous Super famous very super famous, BITCH! You are not so you are shit The girls up North wanna get all up in my but Cause even though I am Canadian I am even famous than Canada I light a dick fire to warm up your cold vagina hands Then I'll cover you in white like the Ku Klux Klan All the Mexicans love me down in the South America From Columbia to Brazil all the way to Algeria I am Che Vagina I liberate girls from their present pants I am Fidel Astro the dictator of... I am Sudam Hussein the king of being hanged I am Queen Jeezsabeth I wear a crown of cum I am president hard as Barack Obama I am reforming the health care system Wait that wasn't sexual The paparazzi follows me every day in my life I am like Princess Diana except I am alive I am like AIDS everyone has heard of me I am happiest inside this vagina I got HIV I am on the cover of magazines headline of the newspapers Reads "Hide your daugther Mc Vagina's gonna rape her" Wo! wo! I didn't write that Sorry, sorry that was me, my bad I am very super famous, BITCH! Super famous very super famous Lot of people know I exist I am very super famous, BITCH! Super famous very super famous You are not so you are shit Oh Yeah, famous like a tree It helps you get pussy For all you French ladies out there "Le feu sur le cheval était brisé, BITCHES!" I am out of here I am going to a party with other famous people like Puff Daddy and Brad Pitts Peace of