Jon Cozart

Jon Cozart - Star Wars In 99 Seconds lyrics

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Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy

Far in a galaxy, far far away



[Episode I: The Phantom Menace]



There once was a boy slave destined to save space

He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen

Padme's a cougar

Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half

Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine



[Episode II: Attack of the Clones]



It's the clone age, sand people rampage

Mommy got flayed, strayed

Ani's bae is Padme



[Episode III: Revenge of the Sith]



(Anakin vs. Obi Wan and Yoda versus Sidius and Grievous versus Obi Wan, you're breaking my heart)

Anakin you are breaking my heart

Order is made, Jedi are slain

Kill all the baby tiny younglings

Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones

Burn Ani, turn him to a robo



[Episode IV: A New Hope]



Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man

Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first

You're my only hopie Obi Wan

Look, a small moon

That's a space ship

Worshipfullness, walking carpet

This princess better pay out

Use the force, Luke

Close your eyes and shoot



[Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]



Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky

Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try

Try the dark side

No! No, no! No!

Luke, I'm your daddykins

(what?!)

Your mom was kissing Anakin

(ew.)

Han's frozen

I love you

I know



[Episode VI: Return of the Jedi]



It's father, son and daughter

A dynasty united at last

The galaxy is free from evil

Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past
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