Verse 1
I'm slavin on them table tops
It's hotter than those tater tots
I sweep and mop and clean all day
No time fer sleep just aint no way
Chorus 1
Churn the butter scrub them pans
And fill them shakers with ur hands
Beat that liver mush real fine
It's gotta be done by dinner time
Verse 2
Bake the bread and grab ur coats
We're goin out to milk the goats
Hurry up and brew pops ale
We're getting ready for old gramps sale
Chorus 2
Add some spices to that stew
Ole blackjacks gonna have some too
Beat that liver mush real fine
It's gotta be done by dinner time
Verse 3
Grab ur shotgun shells and all
We're goin huntin in the fall
Leash ur rabbit cat and dog
We're goin fishin in the bog
Chorus 3
Floors are clean and butters churned
Countin the money that we earned
Beat that liver mush real fine
It's gotta be done by dinner time
(Instrumental 1)
Jimmy, johny, james, and joe
Teeny tiny twinkle toes
Jayne, jenny, joyce, and jem
Granny greentooth and her friend
(Laughter) (speak)
This is like redneck jazz!
(Instrumental 2)
Dedicated to Joseph Schmidt, The Flitter Queen, and all the guys and gals who hate cleanin the kitchen!