A ho ho ho
(It was the night before Christmas and everthing was real quiet.
(So I thought I'd take myself a little walk at Christmas EveNight.
(I was makin' it on down the street, when to my surprise I saw  (this little bitty cat with big old tears in his eyes. Now I could see (he was standin' in front of this music store and looked real (brought down. I could hear what he was sayin'. He didn't know I (was around, he say:

I want a rock n'roll guitar
With a big bass string
I want a rock n'roll guitar
So I can play the thing

I wanna be on t.v.
Like a rock n'roll star
I want Santa Claus to bring me
A rock n'roll guitar

hahaha..so-a 
(I walked over to him-a 'cause I understand, I, I thought I'd cheer (him up so I say: Look-a-here littleman, a-you don't want no rock (n'roll guitar, you want a six gun like the Lone Ranger has, so you (can run around sayin'a hi ho Silver Kimo sabe, and all that (cowboy jazz. Or how would you like old Santa to bring you a little (dumptruck, so you could go around a-dumpin' thing?
(And he say:
"Man, I don´t want no dumptruck, I want somethin' that swings
He say:

I want a rock n'roll guitar
With a big bass string
I want a rock n'roll guitar
So I can play that thing

I wanna be on t.v.
Like a rock n'roll star
I want Santa Claus to bring me
A rock n'roll guitar

(Ha, ha, wait a minute there, wait a minute, hold on, hold on Isay
(I say. Hold on there little fellow, ah why don't you be like the little
(chicks and cats and wish for a space helmet or a rocketship (or (something wild like that? And you know what he say? He say: (Look here dad, I don´t want no plane or no train or nothin' (square like that, that ain't the lick for me, when I awake this (whole place is gonna shake, 'cause you know what I want under my Christmas tree! He say!

I want a rock n'roll guitar
With a big bass string
I want a rock and roll guitar
So I can play the thing

I wanna be on t.v.
Like a rock n'roll star
I want Santa Claus to bring me
A rock n'roll guitar

Ho ho ho, crazy little fellow, crazy, yeah, say