John Tasco
John Tasco - Commander Blonde lyrics
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I wasn’t sure yeah I was unstable, Placed my bet on both Shirley and Mabel. There were days when I had to wait And days when I was late. She made a pass I was sold when she tried ‘cause she pitched about forty miles wide. I couldn’t get her out of my mind She had the touch of formaldehyde. Take the trash out; Crank the heat up; Get the car washed; Take your feet off; Don’t you get loud; Speak your mind out; Get me a Cream & Strawberry Mound. Top-straight, she cannot pretend, Makes it clear so that I understand. One thing a guy wouldn’t want Is to mess with Commander Blonde. I was shy a motherless child, Now all my inhibitions run wild. She calls out and I run to respond: You don’t mess with Commander Blonde. Take the trash out; Crank the heat up; Get the car washed; Take your feet off; Don’t you get loud; Speak your mind out; Get me a Cream & Strawberry Mound. She’s so keen, we’re happy as can be, My little old formaldehyde and me. No one gets the ball when she’s on: You don’t mess with Commander Blonde.