(spoken: 
Mini skirts and tight dresses, 
you know they're so tight they can hardly wiggle 
Ha, and big legs too you know) 
Everywhere I go, there's a mini skirt there 
Everywhere I go, there's a mini skirt there 
Tight skirts, tight skirts, everywhere 
Oh yeah 
I go walkin' in the park, there's a mini skirt there 
I go walkin' in the park, there's a mini skirt there 
Mini skirt, tight skirts, everywhere 
Yeah yeah, mini skirt, mini skirt, way up above the knee 
Way up, above the knee, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, above 
I go to strollin' in the park, I see mini skirts out 
there 
I go out in the park, I see mini skirts out there 
Mini skirts, mini skirts, everywhere 
Yeah, look-a here now 
I go walking down the avenue, I see out there, mini 
skirts 
Way up 'bove the knee 
Mini skirts, mini skirts, everywhere 
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout, mini skirt 
And tight, skirt, 
and big legs 
Strollin' down the avenue 
I can't stand it