Gather round the bar let's have a race

I want to see how much beer  I can pour into my face

Bottoms up down it goes, sending bubbles up my nose

Pick me up and lay me somewhere safe

Don't stand me up I'll fall, lean me up against the wall

Never touch the demon drink again

All I'll touch is tea

Alcohol's destroying me.



All I want to do is sleep

All I want to do is sleep.



Everything is spinning round

Got to get up off the ground

Sorry if I've missed my round

This one's on me lads here's a pound.



Everything is spinning round

Got to get up off the ground

Sorry if I've missed my round

This one's on me lads here's a pound.



Take me out and put me in a taxi

Tell the driver where to go 'cos I don't think I know

See you all tomorrow in the bar

I've got to come back cause I've had to leave the car.



All I want to do is sleep

All I want to do is sleep.