I found out this morning

 The uncle that I was mourning

Was living off the insurance in South America

I found out this morning

Just as the day was dawning

When I saw his suntanned photograph in the paper

I found out this morning

That I'd been led up the path again

Led up the path again.



I found out tonight

You're not the woman I want

You're not the woman I was looking for or thought I'd found

I found out tonight

You're married with three little kids

And a great big husband who weight lifts

I found out tonight

That I'd been led up the path again

Led up the path again.



She must have seen me coming

I must have looked as though I was running

Everybody takes me for a fool

She must have laughed until she cried

She must have laughed until she died

Everybody takes me for a fool

It's so uncool.



I'll find out tomorrow

That I was the cause of sorrow

That my mother and father had to get married the day after I was born

I'll find out tomorrow

That just like the mark of Zorro

That I have a name that suits my personality

I'll find out tomorrow

That I've been led up the path again

Led up the path again.



I'll find out tomorrow

That I've been led up the path again

Led up the path again

Led up the path again.