I'm gonna pull your strings

And make you do things,

That you really don't want to do

I'm gonna spin you around,

Screw you into the ground,

'Til I make a star out of you.



I'm the dancing master

I'm gonna teach you to dance.



I'll make you lose control

To my rock and roll

'Til your feet run out of space

I won't let you stop

Until you drop

You have to move to win the race.



I'm the dancing master

I'm gonna teach you to dance. 



(Joe and John trade licks)



Disco here, disco there, dance

Disco here, disco there, dance

Disco here, disco there, dance

Disco here, disco there, dance.



Whether you like it or not

It's gonna get hot

When you shift the light fantastic

You got to press some muscle

To do the hustle

To the shiny muse of black plastic.



I'm the dancing master

I'm gonna teach you to dance.