I don't know the reason
 But I long to touch
 Some young tender hearts sometimes
 So I go to this party
 With a bunch of me hardies
 They say don't get too cute
 Don't get too smart
 'Cause these people are crazy
 They toot coke and drink wang-too
 And they talk in some crazy tongue
 There's a slit-eyed lady
 Say'n don't you be so stupid
 I may be old but I'm still good fun
 Still good fun
 Yeah I'm still good fun

 Well I ain't that choosy
 I'll flip-flop with a floozy
 If I figure there's no strings attached
 But sometimes I loose my feet
 Underneath the back seat
 And I have to fly my heart at half mast
 Well this old bitty
 She was smart and she was witty
 She was really out of control you know
 It was stumble or fall
 I had my back to the wall
 I didn't know to bet on win, place or show

 Chorus:
 Welcome to Chinatown, she said
 I'm gonna lay your body down, she said
 I ain't no queen, but I'm wearin' this crown
 She said
 Welcome to Chinatown
 Welcome to Chinatown

 Well she shimmered and she shook
 What she wanted she took
 She shook like some rickshaw ride
 She stuck her fingers down my throat
 'Till I almost choked
 I thought I'd gone heaven and died
 Well she took me by the ear
 And said what do you want to hear boy
 You want to hear those crazy old lies
 I said nothing you can say girl
 Can drive me away
 Just check my complexion
 Make sure I'm still alive

 Chorus:
 Welcome to Chinatown, she said
 I'm gonna lay your body down, she said
 I ain't no queen, but I'm wearin' this crown
 She said
 Welcome to Chinatown
 Welcome to Chinatown
 Welcome to Chinatown
 Welcome to Chinatown