Words and Music: Jonathan Richman



Well some people try to pick up girls

And get called assholes

This never happened to Pablo Picasso

He could walk down your street

And girls could not resist his stare and

So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole



Well the girls would turn the color

Of the avacado when he would drive

Down their street in his El Dorado

He could walk down you street

And girls could not resist his stare

Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole

Not like you

Alright



Well he was only 5'3"

But girls could not resist his stare

Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole

Not in New York



Oh well be not schmuck, be not abnoxious,

Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole

Remember the story of Pablo Picasso

He could walk down your street

And girls could not resist his stare

Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Alright this is it



Some people try to pick up girls

And they get called an asshole

This never happened to Pablo Picasso

He could walk down your street

And girls could not resist his stare and so

Pablo Picasso was never called...