(Joe Perry, Charlie Farren)

Blue collar, white collar

My eyes are going mink collar

Blue collar, don't gotta hear more

So you shake your pole

Listen to the rock 'n' roll

woo, yeah



I wanna be the t.v. police

a minute, get a minute

Your gonna try to be a working man

Ask to many questions

You got a homestead

Get the boat, we'll leave ya come in

You gotta run for your life

woo, yeah



I wanna see the t.v. police

I wanna watch the t.v. police

I gotta see those t.v. police

I gotta be like the t.v. police

I gotta listen to the t.v. police



Click on the boob toob

I must be a boob too

You know, I'm watching the radio

Ya get cop shows, flops show

Ya get game show, no shows

I got t.v. overdose

Woah, yeah



Ya know, I gotta listen to the t.v. police

I gotta watch the t.v. police

I wanna see those t.v. police

I wanna be like the t.v. police

I wanna listen to the t.v. police



Well....got a minute, get a minute

Your gonna try to be a working man

Ask to many questions

You got a homestead

Get the boat, if you come in

You gotta run for you life

Woah yeah



Ya know, I'd love to see the t.v. police

I wanna watch the t.v. police

I wanna see those t.v. police

I wanna be like the t.v. police

I wanna listen to the t.v. police

I wanna watch the t.v. police

I wanna see the t.v. police



T.V. police, police

T.V. police, police

T.V. police, police