Purple neon lights on, underneath

I'm with Kool E in Ewa Beach

Looking for some pagkain (food), so we can eat

Damn, Sam the Man, what happened to your ramen stand?

It's ok, hui mista, can you tell me how to get to a Bautista's?

But hold up, I see a chick

Maybe I can get me a quick halik (kiss)

She just called me bastos (rude), cuz I'm rude

So I'm gonna get back to the food

Slick Vic and Jay Tee

Wanna go eat down in Kalihi

Walk into Elena's on King Street

I like when the girls all jump for joy

Cuz I talk like a Pinoy



Mabuhay, Pansit (noodle dish)

Mabuhay, Pinakbet (steamed vegetable dish)

Mabuhay, Adobo (meat or chicken in vinegar sauce)

Mabuhay, I talk like a Pinoy

Mabuhay, Dinuguan (blood meat)

Mabuhay, Sinigang (sour broth stew)

Mabuhay, Bagoong (fermented shrimp or fish paste)



I'm white, it's alright

I ate kalding (goat), one time

I try hard to fit in, got a grey-leg sasabungin (fighting chicken)

I'm looking guwapo (handsome), salamat po (thank you)

They call me Joe when I'm in Kalibo (town in Western Visayas, Philippines)

When I'm on Kauai, I chill in Hanamaulu

Back on Oahu I'm hangin' in Waipahu

I can magsaya (have fun) anyplace

Like Rick Rock's Foreplay Fridaze

It's a trip, girls think I'm hip

Just cuz I'm haole and I say kalakip (attached)

Hey Rella, Ryan Sean said, you're part flip

Ang ganda mo (you're beautiful) I gotta get a grip

Now she likes me

And it's all part of my ploy

Cuz I talk like a Pinoy



Mabuhay, mahal kita (I love you)

Mabuhay, kamusta (how are you?)

Mabuhay, ingat ka (take care)

Mabuhay, I talk like a Pinoy

Mabuhay, dahil sa yo (because of you)

Mabuhay, ewan ko (I don't know)

Mabuhay, I'm so gago (stupid)