Ooh, ooh

Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas

Dragged Plymouth Rock to the North Pole with his sled

Pilgrims never saw him coming

The Wampanoags they kept drumming

That Thursday in November

Gob-gobble about December



Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas

It was such a happy holiday

No more laid-back relaxation

It's Black Friday degradation

Seems Santa sold Thanksgiving to the mall



Grandma made the stuffin'

Said Santa he ain't bluffin'

You'd better not cry in your pumpkin pie

Maybe Caroline says she lied



Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas

It was such a laid-back holiday

Now no more football and relaxin'

When the harvest moon starts waxin'

Santa, he's the turkey after all



Grandma made the stuffin'

Said Santa he ain't bluffin'

You'd better not cry in your pumpkin pie

Maybe Caroline says she lied



Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas

Nothin' lasts forever that's for sure

This stick up is as shocking

As stuffing in your stocking

Kris Kringle

Why did you mingle?

Santa stole Thanksgiving

Even he's got to make a living

Santa stole Thanksgiving and our fall