Please take your girlfriend home
She’s only 15 she shouldn’t be back here alone
I’m horny and my mind begins to roam
So Please take your drunken 15 year old girlfriend home

She found mama’s Quaalude script
Took a few just right before the show
She’s no beer drinker
She used the bathroom 15 times I know
Overtures were rather crude
Her boyfriend he was more than rude to me
I’m twenty-eight and I don’t date
But i can still meet fancy women just for free

Please take your girlfriend home
She’s only 15 she shouldn’t be back here alone
I’m horny and my mind begins to roam
So Please take your drunken 15 year old girlfriend home

Said our show was rather dull
She liked Jethro Tull more then she liked us
Said a cab costs twenty bucks
I gave her thirty cents to ride the bus
Then she hit me with a line
Something with which I could not agree
When she said she dug the harmonica player
A whole lot more then she really dug me

Please take your girlfriend home
She’s only 15 she shouldn’t be back here alone
I’m horny and my mind begins to roam
So Please take your drunken 15 year old girlfriend home