[transcribed by Bo B]

Mental Floss 

By: Jimmy Buffett 

1996 

I'd Like To Be A Jelly Fish 

Cause Jelly Fish Don't Pay Rent 

They Don't Walk, They Don't Talk 

With Some Euro-Trash Accents 



They're Just Simple Protoplasm 

Clear As Cellophane 

They Ride The Winds Of Fortune 

Life Without A Brain 



In One Ear And Out The Other 

Don't You Get Criss-Crossed 

I Recommend You Try A Little... 

Mental Floss 



It's The Small Small Problems 

That Keep Me So Upset 



And Send Me Seeking Shelter 

Beneath My Mosquito Net 

I Stay There For Hours 

Protected From The Nights 

All Those Insects And Vipers 

Other Things That Bite 



In One Ear And Out The Other 

Don't You Get Criss-Crossed 

I Recommend You Try A Little... 

Mental Floss 



I'd Like To Be A Jelly Fish 

Because Jelly Fish Don't Pay Rent 

They Don't Walk, They Don't Talk 

With Some Euro-Trash Accent 



There Just Simple Protoplasm 

Clear As Cellophane 

They Ride The Winds Of Fortune 

Life Without A Brain 



It's In One Ear And Out The Other 

Don't You Get Criss-Crossed 

I Recommend You Try A Little... 

Mental Floss 



It's In One Ear And Out The Other 

Don't You Get Criss-Crossed 

I Recommend You Try A Little... 

Mental Floss 



Yea, Don't Forget To Floss Every Day! 



Mental!