One, two, one two three four...)

       Margaret, back in junior high
       Margaret, all yellow curled
       She was the most popular girl
       Margaret, she was beautiful
       Margaret developed first
      We all thought she had all the luck in the word
       She never noticed me, what could I give her
       I knew someday I would have to forgive her
       Ooo Margaret, Dear Margaret

       Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo (etc)
       Such a lucky girl
       Doo, doo, doo (etc)
       How could I, ever forget, Margaret

       Meanwhile, ten years later
       Margaret moved to West Hollywood
       We all thought she could make it if anyone could
       Margaret, she missed the reunion
       Margaret, we never heard
       What became of St Mary's glamorous girl?
       Until the day at the video center
       A man held a tape with a girl on the cover
       In bad lingerie on a Cadillac fender
       Ooh Margaret, Dear Margaret

       Doo, doo, doo (etc)
       Such a lucky girl
       Doo, doo, doo (etc)
       Our St Mary's girl
       Doo, doo, doo (etc)
       How could I ever forget,
       Margaret