We'd like to thank you uncle ron

cuz you went out and dropped the bomb

it's too bad that you still aren't alive

cuz now it's a war where the fittest survive

no more fashion conspiracies

no more football games with stupid preppies

topsiders melted credit cards burned

this is reagan's world now you've learned

bands of skaters in roving packs

we had the adaptability that you lacked

anarchy prevails you can rule us no more

you try and stop us we kick your lies out the door

we'd like to thank you uncle ron

you went out and dropped the bomb

we'd like to thank you uncle ron

cuz now you're dead and society is gone