Come on baby, let`s get in the car 
I`m gonna take you real, real far 
I`m gonna paint your mamma`s face on the door 
You ain`t gonna see her anymore 

Cuz I`m gonna be your race car driver 
Your race car driver 

They gonna paint a red flame, firebird on front 
I will be Evel Kenevil, you can double my stunts 
This ain`t no Malibu Barbie Corvette 
This is a real 350 V-8, fuel-injected engine from a private liner jet 

And I`m gonna be your race car driver 
Your race car driver 

Come on baby, let`s get on the road 
Let`s get on track 
And I will grab the wheel like it was your hair I was pulling back 
I`m gonna straddle the line 
Swear to God it`s gonna take you real far 
I`m just a real small man in a real big car 

And I`m gonna be your race car driver 

Got studded tires, excuse me if I`m blunt 
I`ve got ribbed rims for her pleasure up front 
Got fuzzy dice with a secret door 
Full of flavored serums, breath fresheners and more 

And I`m gonna be your race car driver 
Your race car driver 

Anybody ever tell you you look smashing by the dashboard light 
Come on baby gonna make you feel alright 
We`ll take you at high warp speed 
It`s better than watching Star Trek after you smoked weed 

And I`m gonna be your race car driver 
Your race car driver 

Come on baby, let`s get on the road 
Let`s get on track 
And I will grab the wheel like it was your hair I was pulling back 
I`m gonna straddle the line 
Swear to God it`s gonna take you real far 
I`m just a real small man in a real big car 

And I`m gonna be your race car driver 

So come on baby tell me what`s your answer, you gonna cross the line 

Ah, quit your sniveling, it`s no or yes this time 
What you`re hungry? We`ll stop by Mickey D`s for a happy meal 
Eat a regular hot dog or fantasco on wheels 

And I`m gonna be your race car driver 
Your race car driver 

I can see that you`re not impressed 
By the way that you are fully dressed 
Looks like I`ll have to pull out all the stops 
I`m a sensitive man of the 90`s, sweetheart, who cares for your 
emotional being an awful lot 

And I`m gonna be your race car driver 
Your race car driver 

Come on baby, let`s get on the road 
Let`s get on track 
And I will grab the wheel like it was your hair I was pulling back 
And I will straddle the line 
Swear to God it`s gonna take you real far 
I`m just a real small man in a real big car 


And I`m gonna be your race car driver 
Yes, I`m gonna be your race car driver