Would you like to ram your tongue down my throat

   Would you like to grab my thighs?

   Yes, I have got nice tits

   They are the perfect grab me size

   

   I'm just a nice girl

   Thought I had everything

   Until you flashed me

   And I saw what I was missing

   

   I've been saving myself my whole life

   For some slimeball like you to come along

   I am so desperate

   I'll do you and your mom

   

   Chorus:

       I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline

       When I think about what I'll be giving

       My own private god's gift to women

       My own private god's gift to women

       My own private god's gift to women

       Yeah, Yeah

       

   I was just thinking that it'd really turn me on

   If some guy would drive by and show me his tongue

   I was just thinking that it'd really make my day

   If he offered me a place to stay with pay

   

   I'm just a nice girl

   Thought I had everything

   Until you flashed me

   And I saw what I was missing

   

   I've been saving myself my whole life

   for some sketcher like you to come along

   I am so desperate

   I'll do you on the front lawn

   

   Chorus:

       I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline

       When I think about what I'll be giving

       My own private god's gift to women

       My own private god's gift to women

       My own private god's gift to women

       Yeah, Yeah

       

   I was just thinking that it'd be really cool

   If I got hit up side the head with a manly tool

   That way he could have nothing left to say

   And have his way with me all day

   

   I'm just a nice girl

   Thought I had everything

   Until you flashed me

   And I saw what I was missing

   

   I've been saving myself my whole life

   For some motherfucker like you to come along

   I am so desperate

   I am writing you this song

   

   And you're so vain

   You probably think this song is about you

   

   Chorus:

       I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline

       When I think about what I'll be giving

       My own private god's gift to women

       My own private god's gift to women

       My own private god's gift to women

       Yeah, Yeah

       

   Transcribed by James Reach

   Corrections by Neal Copperman and others