Would you like to ram your tongue down my throat? 
Would you like to grab my thighs 
Yes, I have got nice tits 
They are the perfect grab-me size 

I`m just a nice girl 
Thought I had everything 
Until you flashed me 
And I saw what I`ve been missing 

I`ve been saving myself my whole life 
For some slimeball like you to come along 
I am so desperate 
I`ll do you and your mom. 

I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline 
When I think about what I`d been given 

Ohhhhh My own private god`s gift to women. 
My own private god`s gift to women. 
My own private god`s gift to women. 
Yeah Yeah 

I was just thinking 
That it`d really turn me on 
If some guy would drive by 
And show me his tongue 
I was just thinking that it`d really make my day 
If he offered me a place to stay with pay 

I`m just a nice girl 
I thought I had everything 
Until you flashed me 
And I saw what I`d been missing 

I`ve been saving myself my whole life 
for some sketcher like you to come along 
I am so desparate 
I`ll do you on the front lawn. 

I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline 
When I think about what I`ve been given 

Oh! 
My own private god`s gift to women. 
My own private god`s gift to women. 
My own private god`s gift to women. 
Yeah Yeah 

I was just thinking that it`d be really cool 
If I got hit upside of the head with a manly tool 
That way he could have nothing left to say 
And have his way with me all day 

Cuz, I`m just a nice girl 
I thought I had everything 
Until you flashed me 
And I saw what I`d been missing 

I`ve been saving myself my whole life 
for some motherfucker like you to come along 
I`ve been so desparate 
I am writing you this song 

And you`re so vain 
You probably think this song is about you 

I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline 
When I think about what I`ve been given 

Oh! 
My own private god`s gift to women. 
My own private god`s gift to women. 
My own private god`s gift to women. 
My own private god`s gift to women. 
My own private god`s gift to women...