All right and honorable gentlemen 

And lady, too 

Will kindly try to restrain themselves 

In derring-do 



As verbal hard graffiti flies 

And echoes wall to wall 

Our precious model of democracy 

It's the House of Commons brawl 



One member from some dark mill town 

Furious did cry 

Spittle froth from folded chin 

To dim the lie 



Let's serve this brief and list the rush 

Of who's allowed catcalls 

Let's finish this right here and now 

At the House of Commons brawl 



Kick, punch with the government 

As with jackets off they fly heaven-bent 

Scratch gouge with the other side 

As the party firmly admit a fight 



Another day in the lives of those 

Who would guide us through 

If all is prepped that we should 

By their example do 

But there again I think for less 

For gyving to the wall 

The wrong house but the right idea 

To end the Commons brawl