In the hands of science
The complete appliance
We're moved to motor
Do you fly a Spitfire?
Do you slide on a tea-tray?
Or walk on a short trip (Sundays)
Or drive come what may (enjoy).

Automotive science and engineering.

When big was better
And fast was chic
The oil was cheaper
Now we're up the creek
But the Japs are coming
And everyone's turbo'd
And carbon fibre
Is the way to go, go.

Down at the robot factory
Things are humming
New radical suspension
No humans testing
(Wind it up, wind it up)
Take a trip
In your Freudian slip.
Doctor Ferdinand (Ferdie)
Has you in his grip.