You've heard a thousand breakup songs
Well, here's a thousand and one
Yeah, you put me to the test with all your BS but I'm done
I can't say I'm real sorry your things are thrown out in the yard
If that makes you feel mad then you probably shouldn't look at your car
'Cause you'll see exactly what you meant to me

You'll never touch me again
Go on complain to your friends

I thought you weren't a crier
Liar, liar pants on fire
Who wasted time in my space
Spent every dime that I made
Running around with every cheap girl in this town
Thought you had good, but you were wrong
Here's your break up song

I can see your daddy never taught you how to be a man
Every time you took me out we had to bring Larry, Jerry, and Dan
You got your good looks, but they sure didn't come from your mom
Yeah, her sweet little boy who couldn't possibly do no wrong
But she'll see exactly what you did to me

You'll never touch me again
Go on complain to your friends
I thought you weren't a crier
Liar, liar pants on fire
Who wasted time in my space
Spent every dime that I made
Running around with every cheap girl in this town
Thought you had good, but you were wrong
Here's your break up song

Playing on the radio
It's everywhere you go
If you don't want to hear or see
You probably shouldn't watch TV
Because they'll be still singing your break up song

Yeah you'll see exactly what you meant to me

You'll never touch me again
Go on complain to your friends
I thought you weren't a crier
Liar, liar pants on fire
Who wasted time in my space
Spent every dime that I made
Running around with every cheap girl in this town
Thought you had good, but you were wrong
Every girl I know could sing along
Here's your break up song

You've heard a thousand breakup songs
Well, here's a thousand and one