Oh, well, they'll stone ya when you're tryin' to be so good 

Yeah, they'll stone ya just like they said they would 

They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home 

Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone 

But I would not feel so all alone 

Everybody must get stoned 



Oh, now, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street 

They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat 

They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor 

And they'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door 

But I would not feel so all alone 

Everybody must get stoned 



Oh, now they stone ya when you're at the breakfast table 

Yeah, they'll stone ya when you are young and able 

They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck 

They'll stone ya and then they'll say, good luck 

Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone 

Oh, everybody must get stoned 



They'll stone ya then they'll say that's the end 

They'll stone ya then they'll come back again 

They'll stone ya when you're ridin' in your car 

Oh, they stone ya when you're playin' your guitar 

Yes, I would not feel so all alone 

Everybody must get stoned 



Oh, they'll stone ya when you walk all alone 

They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home 

They'll stone ya when you're set down in your grave 

Oh, they'll stone ya, then they'll say 

Hey, you're brave 

I would not feel so all alone 

Oh, everybody must get stoned