Well I've got a long black six passenger limousine

A palace in Dallas a club in New Orleans

Diamonds on my fingers silk imported clothes 

And I can tell a fast train by the way she blows

Don't give me no plastic saddle just let me feel that leather when I ride

Don't give me no paint and powder woman this boy likes to feel the hide

False eyelashes and a false foundation may build your pride

But don't give me no plastic saddle gal let me feel that leather when I ride

[ guitar ]

I'm the cream of societies I'm a man about town

Never looked long for nothin' that I ain't found

I ain't always right but I ain't never wrong

I know the words to the tune before you sang your song

Don't give me no plastic saddle...

[ guitar ]

Don't give me no plastic saddle...