Hello momma I'am callin you to tell you that I'am comin home 

What shape I'am in I wouldn't dare an try to tell you on the telephone 

I been gone so long this song seems to be fallin apart at the seams 

I been makin up heartbreak hotel so well that most of this is like a dream 



Wingin it home to Texas 

Home on the mornin plane 

Wingin it home to Texas 

And they lost my bags again 

That Dallas airport sucks. 



Last night this stringy cat came by and told me my astrology 

Said I ought to move to Guam and open up this little health food store you see 

So I just winged him the story bout a purple bear and when I left there 

He was just bumpin into walls and all I got to do now momma is just get back to there 



Wingin it home to Texas 

Home on the mornin plane 

Wingin it home to Texas 

And they lost my bags again 

That Dallas airport sucks