Hello
Can not believe you answered
Me neither 
What's up man?
What is up bro?
Well, I was sleeping
Sleeping? Are you serious?
Dude, it's 3 in the morning, where are you?
I am down in Mexico
You don't sound very down to me
I'm not down because I'm sitting with 2 little ladies
Really? What's their names?
I think one is called mine and one is called yours and if you don't come down they're both can be called mine
I'm sure they will
Hey, come talk to my friend
Hey dude, dude, please don't put them on
Oh my
Oh hey
Hey papi
Uh
Give me the phone
Aiyos
Dude, you have to come down here
Man, I just got way too many things to do
Too many things to do? I'll give you too many things to do. All I need is an avocado, a snorkel and a paper clip and we can make this work. I am McGuiver in Mexico. This will work
So if I come down, we hang out with these ladies and?
And then we get pina coladas and salsa
That's not the response I was looking for but at least you're talking my language
So what are you saying brosef?
You know what you talked me into it. I'm gonna pack a bag and I'm heading down
Sweet. 
Hey and for the record, you are crazy
I will pick you up at the airport
Wow