If you ever need a stranger

To sing at your wedding

A last minute choice

Then I am your man



I know every song, you name it

By Bacharach or David

Every stupid lovesong

That's ever touched your heart



Every power ballad that's ever

Climbed the charts



You think it's funny

My obsession with the holy matrimony

But I'm just so amazed to witness true love



And true love can be measured

Through these simple pleasures

They are waiting there for you

To be discovered



I would cut of my right arm

To be someones lover



Maybe I'll meet her there tonight

At the wedding buffee

I walk up to her

When she's caught the bouquet

And oh, it's just like a whirlwind