WAKE UP! Miss toadstool,

It is I, your one and only king, Bowser Koopa

i'm a turtle as you see, a little slow and a little green.

But on the whole I'd say, "Super duper."



Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened. (ooh ooh)

But if you knew just why you're here... Your fear would just be heightened! So lets just say,

Ignorance is bliss.



Oh well, I hate to be a bummer... I brought you here to bring me plumbers.

You know those brothers oh what's their names?

Oh yes!

Mario, and Luigi, just the sound of them makes me queezy.

I'd like to take that monkey wrench. 

I'd play my own game.



Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided. (ooh ooh)

I've never been fond of bookworms, but then again this one does make good Mario bait!

I can't wait.

Ignorance is bliss.



With my magic books I'll shower those clumsy lizards with my power

until dinosaur land is nothing but fossil fuel.

My only problem with these spells is that I know not what they tell

so every hex leaves me perplexed and all I want are those plumbing fools.



Princess toadstool, you're not so clever (ooh ooh) 

All your words are alphabet soup, but a picture tells it better.

I'll say it again!

Ignorance is bliss



Haven't you heard?

A picture's worth a thousand words



You call yourself a princess, but you're a brainiac in a dress

I can't believe you waste time with these books.

You remind me of my kid sister. She read so much she got a blister.

A big one!

I mean big!

On her brain!

What a shnook!



I'd like to get my hands.

Just one time with a monkey wrench 

I'd fix their plumbing



Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened. (so misguided)

If you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened.

Princess Toadstool, Your not so clever. (picture says it better)

All your words are alphabet soup. A picture tells it better.



For the last time!



On second thought I think I've made my point.