Hey momma look at me

Aren't you proud aren't you happy

I am a ladies man

I got my woman in the palm of my hand

I know she's only 12

I can't get anyone else

I know she's only 12

But she looks 13

I met her at Disneyland

Never thought I'd get to hold her hand

All the younger guys are looking at her

But she likes me cuz I'm so much older

Little girl I'll pick you up at 8

Don't worry we won't be late

We can't get down and dirty

Cuz I have to have you home by 9:30