Straight boys, where you at? 

I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac 

Straight boys, where you at? 



I wanna boy with juicy lips 

who doesn' care I don't have tits 

I wanna boy like me but hotter 

to eat me out like Jeffrey Dahlmer 

Straight Boys I must confess 

Wanna get under my dress 

Give me a kiss kiss 

Give me a fist fist... 



Straight boys, where you at? 

I wanna hit it from the front to the back 

Straight boys, where you at? 

I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac 





I wanna boy who takes the blame 

Puttin' Ron Jermey to shame 

I wanna boy under my sheets 

with pink stained boxer briefs 

They don't have to tell their friends 

They're getting it from both ends.. 

na na na na na na na 



Straight boys, where you at? 

I wanna hit it from the front to the back 

Straight boys, where you at? 

I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac 



Straight boys, where you at? 

I wanna hit it from the front to the back 

Straight boys, where you at? 

I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac 



Fuck. Me. Now. 



You wanna know where the straight boys are at? 

leaving credit cards in my ass crack 

You wanna know where the straight boys are at? 

Look under my bed cuz I can't keep track.. 



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