Bartender, liquor, 110 proof pure grain alcohol

I said barkeep, whiskey, don't keep me waitin', com'on com'on 'n hit me

Gimme a CC water back, I need a Jim Beam or a Jack

Maybe a boilermaker with a beer chaser

Anything to get my mind offa her.......in a shot glass


Hey Bob, call my job, tell that foreman I ain't comin' in, I'm a quittin'

Hey dog, I said back off, that barstool by the jukebox is where I'm sittin'

I got an ashtray fillin' fast, I already smoked half a pack

Yeah the more I drink the less I think

So pour it now and pour it fast.........in a shot glass


Yesterday's gone, and so is tomorrow

But I'll be here tonight

Drownin' my sorrow.........in a shot glass


Gimme a C.C. water back, I need a Jim Beam or a Jack

Maybe a boilermaker with a beer chaser

Anything to get my mind offa her........in a shot glass


In a shot glass...


Mmm yes


Bartender, liquor, 110 proof pure grain alcohol

Barkeep bring me a whiskey, don't keep me me waitin'

Com'on com'on com'on com'on com'on com'on 'n hit me